Advice for the unfortunate - How To Put on a Condom - VIDEO

The Internet is a great thing. That's because everything you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask is out there some where. It's often information on simple common sense little things that everyone knows unless no one told you or you've never been in the situation before. Like how to make delicious butterscotch - which might be christened "bettersctoch", or talk sensibly about Catherine Zeta Jones & Michael Douglas' marriage. If you don't know these things then you're 'out of the loop', and everyone either snickers at you and decides you're fair game for peer teasing, or they role their eyes back up in their heads while sighing loudly. It's a "how can you not know this" type of gesture that really means "And now do I have to go to the trouble of explaining it to you?"

Now when it comes to sex it gets especially touchy. Now imagine you were some kind of late bloomer who pent your informatively years in a religious cult. For the sake of argument let's say it's one of those groups that thinks that everything is bad and especially if it's stuff that everyone else does - dancing in bars, occasional alcohol consumption, listening to FM radio, playing the lottery, and especially lust! Lust is a no no unless the pressure backs up to far and you have some kind of psychotic split in which the religious figure of your choice tells you to go ahead and do it - often with unfortunate consequences. We can't all breeze of to sex rehab like highly paid celebrities!

These cult type groups can have lasting effects on some of their former adherents partially through their tendency to throw normal progress out of whack. At an age when other kids are stealing, experimenting white drugs & fringe behavior, and other rites of passage (testing the boundaries or something) - the religious type is probably off in some room listening to a sermon, thinking it's a same that other people feel the need to enjoy themselves "What get's into them? Why do they do it?", or perhaps jerking and twitching uncontrollably and on the verge of a total mental breakdown - "Maybe the Rapture already happened and I missed because I was masturbating at the time and got left behind?!!"

The result is that recovering culties didn't get out much. So they can come off as a little bit autistic as they struggle to talk about sports, pick up a girl, or guy, and try not to socially embarrass themselves while out among other people. Poor souls have missed so much they have a lot to catch up to. Naturally you can't just blurt things out like a 40 Yearl Old Virgin on his first time timidly asking his partner which hole is goes into. So it helps to have a Dummies Guide. That way you can go into new situations already prepared. Then yo won't come off looking too bad.

In this case the following short and informative video explains, to the uninitiated and to those just looking for cheap laughs - how to put on a condom. Now you'd think it was self explanatory. Unless it's your first time unsheathing these things after a long and sheltered life. Then there might be a few things that need explaining like "Does it matter which side faces out?", "Do you role it all the way down", and "What happens if it's not still on when you're finished, should you go in looking for it?" The usual embarrassing little questions that make you less of a 007 and more of a Mister Furley in front of a potential sexual partner. So if you're a bit off and need some help, and can't depend on an understanding partner - then just watch this, and be amazed!





So now that you know - use it wisely!

Who likes butterscotch?

Everybody does! That's because butterscotch is one of those guilty little pleasures - like celebrity gossip! It was through an interest in celeb gossip that I happened across a butterscotch recipe. It was posted, on an unrelated note or something, over at a form called Gossiprocks - in the Michael Douglas Catherine Zeta Jones Call it Quits thread.

Scandalous Celebrities - they accepted the Antichrist back in high school, when they lost their virginity. After that it was sin, sin, sin!

Now to be fair the thread is actually called Michael Douglas Denies Enquirer Split Cover Story. However they do quote a Celebrity Dirty Laundry report that has Michell on the verge of filing for divorce because after years of walking on eggshells to cater to his wife's mental illness, he's reached his breaking point and - CDL's words "the actor can pretend anymore". Michael has given a recent interview in which he said one of his regrets about his last marriage was not ending it 10 years earlier.  Apparently marriage counseling kept the relationship going well past it's expiry date. With these statement s coming out hit on the heels of the divorce gossip - who knows?

However somewhere along the way of a 4 page thread a recipe for butterscotch cropped up. That happens from time to time over at Gossiprocks. it's not always a recipe, it might be a gif, link, article quote - or something not directly related to the topic but developed out of the posting flow & banter. IN this case the interesting aside came in the form of a possibly delicious recipe. I say 'possibly' because I haven't tried it and so I can't vouch for it - but it looks like it has all the necessary ingredients present and accounted for, and possibly even in the right proportions too! So if you feel like some hot home made butterscotch you might wanna chance it! Here's that recipe:

INGREDIENTS
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 1/2 cups dark brown sugar
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1 1/4 cup heavy whipping cream
3/4 cup whole milk
3 egg yolks
1 1/2 tablespoons vanilla extract
METHOD
1 Preheat oven to 325°F and set a kettle of water to boil. Set four ramekins or oven-safe bowls out and a large baking dish. In a saucepan melt the butter. Once melted add the brown sugar and salt, stir until well combined. Add the cream and milk to the sugar mixture. Heat until steamy and tiny, pinprick-sized bubbles begin to show around the side of the pot and the ingredients are combined (about 170°F to 180°F). You do not want it to boil or even simmer as this will cause scalding or curdling of the milk. Remove from heat immediately.


2 Slowly, in a thin stream, pour the heated sugar-dairy mixture into the egg yolks, whisking constantly so that the egg yolks are tempered by the warm mixture, but not cooked by it. Stir in the vanilla extract. Pour through a fine mesh sieve to catch any cooked bits of egg.


3 Ladle the mixture evenly into the ramekins. Place ramekins in a heavy bottomed pan and pour the hot water into the pan until the water rises halfway up the sides of the ramekins. Lightly tent the entire pan (not each individual ramekin) with some vented foil. The foil can simply be crimped on two opposite sides, it shouldn't be airtight. Bake for 45-50 minutes. Be sure to rotate the pan half way through cooking. If you shake them they will have a jell-o-like wobble. It should not ripple or move like a liquid when you shake it. Don't worry as they will set up after they cool. Chill in the fridge for a few hours before serving.


Yield: Serves 4

Huawei Ascend P6 Review - the world's thinnest smartphone!

What's better than a product review? A product review with a cool Australian accent (I don't know about you but I can never hear enough of the Aussie accent!).So no courtesy of KABOOTech is the review of the Huawei Ascend P6 - that's a sleek little cell phone!

Huawei Ascend P6

Time to unbox the Huawei Ascend P6, the world's thinnest smartphone. Besides that as a point of interest, Huawei is an emerging brand in Australia and starting to make an impression. The reason, qualityt builds, impressive on paper specs, and a cheaper price tag. The P6 has a quad core CPU, 16 core GPU, 2 Gigs of RAM, a 4.7 inch display, and a build quality not unlike the iPhone 4. But how does it go in the real world? Stick around full review not long away.

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An Easy Way With Julia Voth

Zombie Julia Voth

Wanna get way more traffic to your site? Then there's and easy way& she's called Julia Voth. Julia is a Canadian model actress from Hepburn, Saskatchewan. Some time during her mid teens she went off to Japan to model. Sometime later she  started dating the leader of Asian goth rock group Japan X. They dress like KISS and sing songs about dead butterflies. She also had a date with SONY Corp Japan where she became the model for RE sim avatar Jill Valentine.That's a warrior fem bot who kills zombies.

Gothic butterflies

Now I'm not here to debate the morality of zombie killing. They seem relatively harmless though a bit different. Naturally people make up wild stories about them, like they eat brains and are reanimated dead people. Fact is that they are not reanimated dead people and do not eat brains. They prefer flavor powder packets from Shake n Bake, or those cheese crystals from mac n cheese straight from the envelope. Thing is when some one is a bit strange stuff gets made up about them. Perhaps zombies are merely poor misunderstood misfits.

hot girl, fast company

Zombies aside and back to Julia, she eventually found her away back to North America where her stunning good looks and game girl cult status gained her a following. She did a pulp fiction style parody called Bitchslap where she and a couple of other actresses get in provocative situations and meet some of the Xena & Hercules regulars like Michael Hurst, Lucy Lawless, and Renee O Connor. Julia played Trixie, the naive stripper! Then it was on to a commercial with PDiddy, and failed pilot for Justin Timberlake (she was gonna be a sexy secret agent!), and a few indie projects like Lilith (Some hot girl on girl sex scenes).

Now Julia has finally gone legit with Package Deal. It's a sit com from the makers of Malcolm in the Middle which also feature Pamela Anderson. Julia plays the hot love interest who sometimes shows up at the main characters' door step in her underwear. Now I can't help thinking that Package Deal would be a much better name for a game show, but Julia's peekaboo routine makes for compelling much must see TV!

Knock Knock who's there? Julia Voth in her underwear!

Nice n Easy

Now here's where the easy part comes in. It's not that Julia's easy. In fact she hasn't been linked with anyone since she and Yoshi (Japan X) broke up.So she's kind of well behaved for a hot sexy actress. The easy partis that if you post something about her on you blog the traffic will come. Especially if that post is accompanied by some hot Julia imagery. Make sure to ALT tag them pix so that the search engines will find 'em. That little trick is some SEO (search engine optimization!). The pix don't have to be anything special cause Juicy Julie is so damned hot people will stand around and gape at any picture with her in it! However there are some really eye catching pictures of her out there so I'll just give you a few little examples of what kind of imagery you might like posting!

Julia Voth as Wonder Woman

Julia of the Night

As Wonder Woman or Diana Prince Julia Voth is sexy either way!

Come hither with Julia Voth

So that's the Julia Voth photo sampler. No point in over doing it cause it might cause eye strain in some of you! The point is that when you post pix of a popular you ng beauty like Miss Voth then the many young men who like to web search her on a regular basis will find their way to your site. That means increased traffic! Once Julia gets the attention then it's up to you to hold your audience by writing an entertaining and informative blog. However it helps to have a Wonder Woman in your corner to get you started - so good luck fan boy bloggers!

BTW if you'd like to know more about the fair Ms. Voth she can be found on line @

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Mr. Stinky's Sweet Smell of Success!

Daily pet peeve 

The headline gods have been generous today.

Somethings just don't go together - like burger dressing and turtles (they're much better covered in chocolate & especially if the turtle has been replaced by caramel nougat)! The guy's prob on some NSA TSA Homeland Security no fly list now! Remember to look out for any suspicious looking burgers, or food in generally! See something? Then say something, no matter how tasty & delicious it seems.

Turtle burger lands Chinese man in the soup

Remember to keep Random Sampling, 'cause this is the blog that doesn't so much test the limits as much as it plumbs the depths.

Your Occult Education

Paranormal is like normal & paranoia!

Once you've familiarized yourself with the basic paranormal & conspiracy theories you should be ready to get current' It's a lively and growing field that's constantly changing. Fortunately there are plenty of websites, message boards and podcasts to keep you up to date on what's' not what it seems. For instance over @ Justin.tv there are a few very good channels featuring the latest conspiracy & paranormal documentaries . One of the most interesting is called Enlightened Indigo, and here it is!

Watch live video from enlightened_indigo on www.justin.tv

the many faces of Tila Tequila

If you want the celebrity angle then you can check out one of Tila Tequila's many blogs, youtube channles, and facebook pages. In her defense they are numerous because they keep getting blocked, or something, and she has to create new ones. Once upon a time she was a reality TV personality with a show called A Shot of Love. She played a hot bartender or something. Then she reinvented herself by finding honest work as the sworn enemy of the NWO (that's short for New World Order for non conspiracists). So think of her as Conspiracy Wonder Woman! Say what you will about her Miss Tila is creative, smart, and funny. If you're lookin' for her then you can find her @

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from Tila to Milla & beyond

Is wonder woman standing between you & world domination?

Tila covers topics like the Illuminati (they are to conspiracy theories what the Knights Templar used to be maybe ten years ago, meaning the answer to everything!), and trans humanism. That's the Aubrey deGrey stuff where human life is extended by turning human beings into biological androids! Biodriod is the next stop after autonomous drone. 1st you have to start at he bottom as a zombie though. Then, and if Milla Jovovich doesn't stop you, you can climb the ladder and maybe even one day graduate to become a Master Control Program!  There are no more than 13 Grandmaster Control Programs running int he world grid at any one time, so don't set your sights too high, but even a pawn can become a queen!




Then there's the excellent A View From Space. If you're reading in realtime then it's on right now (8 PM EST), & here's the link - 640 AM

Thew show is hosted by Canada's foremost conspiracist Gary Bell, who is known on air as The Spaceman. The guy is extremely well versed in myth, occult, & esoterica - or ancient mystery religions, astrology, numerology, & sacred geometry, as Spaceman puts it. Plus he even weaves current new stories into the mix. That's what's gotten him pulled off the air 3 times. Each time however he has been brought back by popular demand!

& finally you'll prob want to discuss some of these new ideas with like-minded folks. That's where the Internet message boards come in. There are many paranormal related message boards, including the one on Alex Jones' own sight PrinsonPlanet/Infowars. However one of the best is easily AboveTopSecret. If you're a Coast to Coast AM listener you've heard that refereed to from time to time, along with Fantastic Forum and Imaginative Worlds (current hot thread on IW is  Who will Art Bell's First Guest be on "Dark Matter" on it's Sept. 16th debut? ). The great thing about ATS is, apart from the fact that they've got a great mix of posters and multiple sub forums divided by topic, is that they have some great news related items.

So those are a few conspiracy resources available on the net, not including the Concen torrent list. Concen torrents has a list of files available for download, and that's updated almost daily. So you can keep yourself constantly entertained. However you need to sign up and sign in to get to see the list. Once that's done stuff like Mind and Life: Mind, Brain and Matter, Subliminal Revelations - From Alpha to Omega, & Technology Review Magazine, -  are waiting for you and free for the taking! Then witha  little attention and effort who knows, you might one day be ready for your very own tinfoil hat.

Journeys From Beyond Earth - UFO Documentary

Conspiracy Culture

Conspiracy theories & the paranormal have been a big growth field in the past ten years. That's probably because no one knew what the hell was going on. When there are more questions than answer, and insufficient information to work with, then the mind fills in the rest in the form of speculation & conjecture. The more gaps there are in the picture the more the mind fills in. Besides America has a long history with conspiracies & the paranormal. Whether or not you take these things seriously, they have become so culturally relevant that it might be worthwhile to acquaint yourselves with some of the ideas. At least so that when some one talks about seeing grey's or having missing time, you won't be blindsided.

Luckily for Lucy

However conspiracy theories have dated back well before 911. Prior to WW2 America feared infiltration byt he dreaded 5th Column.After the Nazis were defeated America focused it's fear on The Red Menace. So people were still looking for invisible enemies hidden among them. That lead to the Cold War Witch Hunts that almost claimed Lucille Ball. If you'll recall her uncle was a card carrying communist. So she had to go up before the McCarthy hearings to answer for it. Luckily she had Desi to defend her. He assured the court that the only thing red about Lucy was her hair, and even that was dyed red from its' natural blonde. Luckily for Lucy common sense prevailed and she was allowed to continue entertaining America. Had things worked out differently there would've been no Star Trek today - since the series was by Arnez & Ball's Desilu productions..So it was a real close call!

Cold War Space Race & UFO movement

The whole UFO movement started around that time. It was WW2 and people were just started to get the impact technology could have on their lives. Even if they were still many generations away from the Tony Stark Ironman suit. By the time the world got to the Cold War the Space Race had become the psychic counterpoint to nuclear terror. People were combing the skies with binoculars looking for incoming Russian bombers. When that many people are looking up some of them are gonna start seeing things, & the modern UFO phenomenon began.



entire UFO TV series on movies & stuff youtube.

I heard it through the grapevine. At least they told me they were the grapevine.

With our collective minds open wide shut we were now ready for whole new paradigm shifts. Supermarket tabloids like the dear old beloved Weekly Word News inundated the general public with stories of Bigfoot, in additions to alien abductions. Add the Kennedy assignations, Watergate (with Richard M. Nixon becoming a personification of paranoia) and the Hoffa disappearance ( the Houdini Whodunit) to it and people's credibility limits were stretching to new extremes. Whether or not anything really is possible, whole new possibilities were being entertained, & many of them were entertaining.



Mae Brussell archive @ ConspiracyScope @ youtube

More of the same? That's progress for you.

Now conspiracies & the paranormal have come a long way. Just the way vampire soap operas have come along way since Dark Shadows, up to the current Twilight, True Blood, & the Vampire Diaries. Conspiracy today lives in a world of free masonic sex cults using artificial telepathy to drive homeless people mad and turn celebrities into over sexed drug addicts. Both have so much in common, like fits of public masturbation, that you had to suspect there was some kind of link between celebs & the homeless. However the leading edge conspiracy theorists, like David Icke, give too much for the uninitiated to handle. You can't process it with your normal brain as Charlie Sheen says. So it's better to start with getting your feet wet if you decide to play catch up.

Warp & fold a story told

The following video, called Journey's From Beyond The Earth UFO, will acquaint you with some of the more basic paranormal and conspiracy type theories. It touches on subjects like the hollow earth (is our planet really a Dyson sphere which, like Doctor Who's tardis, is larger on the inside than the out because it houses a sun? UFO travel in and out of the north and south poles because the Dyson sphere harnesses it's captive sun's energy to warp and fold space into a three way intersection where travels can enter and exit from Point A and Point C, with Earth as the crossroads),  Bigfoot, and cryogenics (the art of turning a recently deceased person into a human corpse-sicle through deep freezing in the hope that they can be thawed out and brought back one day). It ties everything together with a UFO alien visitation theme. So if you've never seen and episode of Ancient Aliens (Megan Fox's favorite show I've read), and don't know who the guy with the hair is, then this little video might be good place to start.  So quit feeling left out of conversations, take 93 minutes, and inform yourself!